From the Desk of Senator BootyGODDAMN
Shagbark is now in the files, but still not available for purchase in the store. I WANT HIM NOW.
I made a new gay best friend.
I know it’s not really fair because I already have like 50 of them but whatever. He’s young and in the process of coming out and he needs guidance. And he’s a sweetheart.
He and I are in acting class together (because really, what other class would I have with my new gay best friend?) and I have an hour in between when that class ends and my next one begins, so he and I have been hanging out for that hour.
Today since it was so nice out we sat on a bench outside and I told him sad things that happened in my life, and he put his arm around me and I put my head on his shoulder and then he told me about his new boyfriend and the fact that it was his first boy kiss and OMG.
So much cute.
I might be destined to be a fag hag forever, but I’ll be so fucking happy.
oh man i’m so happy for you
as everyone knows gay boys aren’t actually people with their own feelings and experiences but in fact are just accessories for straight girls to brag about and use as an excuse to use a gross slur
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
that boy is of the future
(via ianthe)
